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My Life As A Sex Slave
The Book Of Radness!!
Created on 2003-07-15 15:20:34 (#1184933), last updated 2006-10-14
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| Name: | Champenstein's monster |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 07-13 |
| Location: | liverpool, United Kingdom |
I was born on a mountain-top in Tenessee and uhh I kil'd me a bear when I was only three. Oh, wait, that wasn't me, that was Davy Crockett...oh, shucks, I always get us mixed up, duuh...I think it must be because of our beards. Although his is a lot higher up than mine is. And probably a lot less curly.

Interests (104):
anime, annoying people, band-aids, bed sores, being dirty, being stupid, bellybutton lint, bill bailey, biscuits, biting my toenails, bras, care bears, causing fights, cheese, chicken lips, chocolate, cosby sweaters, cosplay, cowboys, crying, cystitis, danger, dashboard confessional, dave, dead things, doggy style, eating, eating babies, eating chalk, eating mud, emo, eyebrows, fish, frenching, functioning alcoholics, genesis, golden showers, gothic lolita, grinding my teeth, hairpieces, hating men, having sex, hermaphrodites, herpes, hugs, japan, jesus christ, jimmy neutron, jimmy saville, kermit, killing clowns, killing midgets, kung fu, laughing at old people, licking nipples, lightbulbs, lilo and stitch, local people, michael jackass, milk duds, money, monkeys, my boobs, my boyfriend, naked men, nappy rash, novelty ties, nudity, panties, papa lazarou, pens, picking my nose, play-doh, playing in the dirt, poltergeists, poop, precious things, punk, rainbows, retards, rod hull, roleplay, sanrio, scat, scratching my bum, sex toys, silly putty, sleeping, spaghetti, spastics, spongebob squarepants, steve oedekerk, taking back sunday, taking the piss, the bible, the smiths, the zoo, things with wings, toast, tokyo rose, touching llamas, unrequited love, walking in the rain, wierd comedy
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