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Champenstein's monster
13 July
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I was born on a mountain-top in Tenessee and uhh I kil'd me a bear when I was only three. Oh, wait, that wasn't me, that was Davy Crockett...oh, shucks, I always get us mixed up, duuh...I think it must be because of our beards. Although his is a lot higher up than mine is. And probably a lot less curly.