Champenstein's monster (chibi_champness) wrote,
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For Those Of You Who Are Unaware Of My Job

"Good Day My Fine Fellow, Does One Have A Familiarity With The Workings Of A Little Known Service Named Type Talk?... Well It All Started In The Year Of Our Lord 1990...When A Man Name Mr T J Typetalk Developed A Machine Which, By Harnessing The Power Of The Dark Crystal, Makes It Possible For People With No Ability To Hear To Communicate With People All Over The Country...Of Course There Is Now A Device Called 'The Internet', Which Would Make This Whole Thing A Lot Quicker, If Only They Could Grasp The Concept It Would Save Me All This Effort And I Could Go Drink A Cup Of Tea and Have A Biscuit...But As We All Know, The Internet Is Only Available To The Royal Family And 3 Members Of The House Of Commons At The Moment, So Hopefully One Day Far In The Future They Will Develop A New More Affordable Source Of Power, Since At The Moment The Sheer Expense Of Using Said Internet Is Based On The Problem That It Runs On The Beatles, And There's Only Half Of Them Left Now....I'm Sure They'll Run Out Eventually And They'll Have To Move Onto Another Aged Rock Band... Maybe The Rolling Stones, Or Aerosmith... Meatloaf Could Probably Run It At A Much Faster Speed Too, Since At The Moment Download Speed Is About 1 Cilitbang Per 3 Seconds Spent On The Internet...Oh Sorry I Completely Forgot About The Deaf Person... I'll Forget My Own Pipe In A Moment... ok They're Just Starting To Type... OK... They Say...'Is Karl, Go Ahead'...."
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